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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Coco eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏

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