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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Tilly eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮

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