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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Millie eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯

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