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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Millie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖

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