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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Millie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗

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