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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Teddy eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡

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