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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Teddy eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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