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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Teddy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗

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