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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Rosie eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺

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