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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Daisy eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊

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