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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Daisy eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺

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