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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Daisy eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊

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