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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Professor Stink eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁

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