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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Rt Hon Stink eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛

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