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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Dr Stink eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦

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