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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Ms Stink eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦

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