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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Mrs Stink eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁

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