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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Mr Stink eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖

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