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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Molly eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡

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