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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Pennywise eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺

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