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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Pennywise eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗

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