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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Smeagol eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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