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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Frodo eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻

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