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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Voldemort eaten by

a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻
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