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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Professor Snuffles eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍

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