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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Rt Hon Snuffles eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗

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