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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Miss Snuffles eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡

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