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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Ms Snuffles eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖

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