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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Mrs Snuffles eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊

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