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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Mr Snuffles eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡

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