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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Weasley eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺

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