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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Weasley eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍

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