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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Twilight Sparkle eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏

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