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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Twilight Sparkle eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏

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