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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Akira eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏

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