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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Akira eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺

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