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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Kirk eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖

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