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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Worf eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮

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