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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Spock eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊

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