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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Bob eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡

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