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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Rex eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘

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