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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Rex eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖

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