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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Luke Skywalker eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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