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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Darth Vader eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺

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