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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Sugar eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺

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