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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Pebbles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯

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