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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Izzy eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯

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