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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Minnie eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻

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