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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Peanut eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃

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