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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Pepper eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺

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