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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Pepper eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍

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