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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Gus eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍

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