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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Gus eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁

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