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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Champ eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗

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