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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Sparky eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮

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