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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Professor Wibble eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍

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