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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Professor Wibble eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯

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