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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Dr Wibble eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮

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