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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Dr Wibble eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁

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