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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Miss Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯

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