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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Ms Wibble eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺

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