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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Mrs Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺

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