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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Mrs Wibble eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡

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