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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Mr Wibble eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁

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