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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Rufus eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘

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