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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Murphy eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗

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